Monthly Archives: May 2010

Dear Slazenger Tennis Balls

Dear Slazenger Tennis Balls,

Thank you for your tubes which are highly satisfying to open.  Every time I have the opportunity to open a new tin (which is about once every 4 or 5 years), the crack as the compressed air is expelled and the smell of new balls (please) make me think of Wimbledon and Borris Becker – both of which make me smile and think of what, in another life, could  have been (the tennis not the broom cupboard).

Ned

http://www.slazenger.com/tennis/balls/balls.php

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Dear Weber

Dear Weber,

Thank you for your One-Touch BBQ and allowing me to fulfil the masculine stereotype so effortlessly. You prove that it is possible to combine practicality with aesthetically pleasing design and whilst un-named others may think that the One-Touch looks like  the offspring of H.G. Wells’ infamous Martians squatting on the patio, I think you’re beautiful and you fill me with the excited urge to get down to the meat counter every time I catch a glimpse of you.

Ned

http://www.weberbbq.co.uk/Default.aspx?ID=182&ProductID=PROD165

Dear Stanley


Dear Stanley,

Thank you for your Multi-Bit Ratcheting Screwdriver. You’ve made it so much easier to put things together, but more importantly to take them apart again, when I realise that a crucial element is missing /the screw is in the wrong place / the shelf is not level. And thank you for creating the “DynaGrip”  sub-brand – pointless “techno” sub-brands / branded ingredients always make me smile.

Ned

www.stanley.com

Dear The co-operative

Dear The co-operative,

Thank you for being good with food and especially for being good with Pizza. After a very long day unpacking boxes and trying to find homes for items that defy categorisation (is there a fine but crucial line between everyday tupperware and occasional picnicware?), I would happily have awarded your Four Seasons pizza as many Gold Medals as I had to give.

Ned

http://www.co-operative.coop/food/

Dear White & Company


Dear White & Company,

Thank you for employing Wes, Ren and Mark. We moved house yesterday and they couldn’t have been more friendly, more efficient or more flexible. Your vans may look like Horseboxes but it really doesn’t matter when the goods arrive in one piece and on time at the other end.

Ned

http://www.whiteandcompany.co.uk/

Dear TomTom

Dear TomTom,

Thank you for being the perfect complement to my Road Atlas. You let me go where I want to go and help me when I’m not getting there or when  I change my mind. You make travelling to unknown destinations a pleasure and your conciliatory skills are so adept that I suspect you will be reborn as a marriage counsellor.

Ned

http://www.tomtom.com/