Dear Argos Catalogue,
That’s just exactly what you are.
UPDATE – 24-08-10
Steve tells me that the “laminated book of dreams” phrase was in fact borrowed with pride from a stand-up comedian, possibly the superb Michael McIntyre…
Just done a quick Google search which reveals that it was in fact Bill Bailey, the “quote” being:
“The laminated book of dreams! You know why it’s laminated, don’t you? To catch the tears of joy! So many beautiful things! I cannot possess them all!”
Check out the full clip on myspace here.
Reminds us once again that Talent imitates, genius steals.