Dear Quaker Oat So Simple,
Thank you for encouraging me to “measure milk using sachet”. You’ve taken the guesswork out of making porridge in a wonderfully simple and elegant way, and you really do deliver on your promise of 2 minutes to Perfect Porridge.
In fact, you fulfil my micowave-only-at-work-winter-morning-comforting-warming-porridge needstate so pleasingly, that I’m even willing to forgive the fact that you’re a brand name based on a pun. You’re a thousand times better than Seksy which I posted on a while back, but you still make me cringe a little bit.