Dear Topman

Dear Topman,

Thank you for your bonus Jubilee early April Fool’s Day joke:

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

But hang on.

What’s this?

I’ve just looked on your website and this extraordinary item is actually for sale.

£140.

Wowsers.

Well at least my summer fashion nightmare is finally over.

It’s perfect for Wimbledon, those pesky mid-summer weddings, my next school reunion and best of all that night out in Marbs with Arg, Kirk, Joey et al.

Heavs.

But what shoes?!

I have to confess that I was slightly disappointed that you have chosen to call it “Apple Green Skinny Shorts Suit”.

Might Topman Boysuit or Pastel Summer Playsuit have been a little catchier?

Thanks again

Ned

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