Thank you for your bonus Jubilee early April Fool’s Day joke:
But hang on.
I’ve just looked on your website and this extraordinary item is actually for sale.
Well at least my summer fashion nightmare is finally over.
It’s perfect for Wimbledon, those pesky mid-summer weddings, my next school reunion and best of all that night out in Marbs with Arg, Kirk, Joey et al.
But what shoes?!
I have to confess that I was slightly disappointed that you have chosen to call it “Apple Green Skinny Shorts Suit”.
Might Topman Boysuit or Pastel Summer Playsuit have been a little catchier?