Dear Chanel

Dear Chanel,

Thank you for prompting me to check my irony-radar and for confirming, after a third viewing, that it does not require recalibration.

Not even a hint of irony from Brad.

Not a flicker.

Which makes it all the more astonishing.

Well I’m sure he smells lovely…not that he needs to of course, as Shania Twain aside, I’m not convinced that his smelling nice would be the deciding factor for most ladies.

I can only assume that neither you Chanel, nor Brad Pitt, have seen Zoolander:

Moisture is indeed the essence of wetness.

Thanks again.



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